Burger Chick
Written on June 23, 2009 at 6:06 am, by admin
A long bike ride through the Lehigh Gorge followed by a burger the size of a dinner plate at the White Haven Diner. Life is good for this burger chick!
No Nonsense Chick
Written on June 22, 2009 at 5:53 pm, by admin
This humorous no nonsense chick has been selected as todays best by Zazzle. A unique gift design on shirts, bags, mugs, buttons, magnets and postage to tickle the funny bone of your favorite no nonsense chick.
Written on June 5, 2009 at 1:25 pm, by admin
I had this little gem sent to me and just had to share.
“Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think, that I had an elephant?
Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog,and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time.
On the bright side though, I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care wardwith tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally Complete so I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story by now.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking lot to lick my butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!”
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Coolest Dad
Written on June 5, 2009 at 7:15 am, by admin
The world’s coolest dad. Bring a smile to your pop’s face this Father’s day with this funny design.
Tuba Solos
Written on June 3, 2009 at 7:50 am, by admin
The world needs more tuba solos. Nothing beats the rich, mellow sound of low brass’s mightiest instrument. Start your day with a cup promoting the mission to promote the heavenly tuba sound! A funny gift for musicians at birthdays, holidays and graduation.
Biker Chick
Written on June 2, 2009 at 5:09 am, by admin
Biker chick was on the move this weekend. Sunday was a great day for a bicycle ride on the Perkiomen and Schuykill River trails, a 38 mile round trip ride for us. These trails have hills and detours around private property which is a nice change from the rail trails with a gradual grade. I must confess that I had to walk the last hill on the ride back.
Biker Chick